By David Glassner
Originally published October 2010
I hate Halloween. I have for a long time now.
It started in 1979, when I was ten. Halloween fell on a day when my best friend and trick-or-treat cohort had Hebrew school. I decided to wait for my good buddy to return before heading out for our tricks and treats. That left us barely an hour of daylight before the neighborhood was unceremoniously turned over to the rowdy teenagers.
God had other plans.
As I anxiously awaited his return, my soon-to-be former best friend listened to the solemn rabbi explain the evils of celebrating Halloween. When he returned that evening, the now-brainwashed shell of a best friend looked at me with spaced-out eyes, shrugged, and delivered a nonchalant, “Who needs all that candy, anyway?”
Some people are so easily persuaded, I thought as I began applying green paint to my face and body. After slipping into my intentionally ripped white pajama bottoms, I sadly and incredibly Hulked alone through the neighborhood, battling the brisk twilight air and time itself in search of treats.
This year, I’ve decided to find a better Halloween by taking a musical time machine to a classic live date by one of my favorite artists. I’ve chosen 1964, a relatively safe time: five years before my birth and two years after the release of Bobby “Boris” Pickett’s dreadful novelty hit, “Monster Mash.”
With the question of when decided, the question is where.
Sure, I could point my machine toward Ipswich, England, where the Beatles are playing the Gaumont. Although I’d love to see them live, I’m nervous about traversing the ocean on my first trip through time. Besides, a Beatles show in 1964 barely clears half an hour, and I’d be lucky to hear a note over the screaming.
Two other favorites are playing historic shows closer to home: one in New York, the other in my current city of Los Angeles.
Bob Dylan is in New York at none other than Philharmonic Hall. It’s going to be a fantastic show, and not just because it finds Dylan in a particularly charming mood, chattering and joking with the enthusiastic audience between songs. Soon, that friendly stage persona will become considerably more elusive.
Tonight, he’s giggling at his own jokes and forgetting lyrics here and there. “I have my Bob Dylan mask on,” he wisecracks at one point. For most of the evening, it’s Bob alone with an acoustic guitar and harmonica. Later, Joan Baez will join him, occasionally sounding determined to outsing him.
But that’s not what makes this night truly special.
Alongside familiar songs such as “The Times They Are A-Changin’” and “Don’t Think Twice, It’s All Right,” Dylan is performing material that won’t appear on an album for another five months. What will the faces in the crowd look like as they encounter “Mr. Tambourine Man,” “It’s Alright, Ma (I’m Only Bleeding),” and “Gates of Eden”? How many will realize where he’s taking them?
Yep, Halloween at Philharmonic Hall in 1964 will be a night to remember.
But it’s not that simple.
Some 3,000 miles away, Thelonious Monk is playing the It Club in Los Angeles with one of his greatest quartets. Where Dylan stands on the cusp of a new creative peak, Monk is fully matured and at the height of his powers.
With Larry Gales on bass, Charlie Rouse on tenor saxophone, and Ben Riley on drums, Monk will swing hard through familiar standards and less frequently heard compositions from one of jazz’s great songbooks. If I can persuade the time machine to let me stay another day, I can catch the following night’s sets, too.
For my money, Thelonious Monk is the most creative pianist ever recorded. Only Monk can make something so wrong so damned right.
Monk. Dylan. New York. L.A. Decisions, decisions. Luckily, I still have a few days to choose.
Fortunately, for those without a time machine, both engagements were beautifully recorded and are available on CD. Dylan’s Halloween concert finally appeared forty years later as The Bootleg Series Vol. 6: Bob Dylan Live 1964 — Concert at Philharmonic Hall.
Monk’s performances from October 31 and November 1 are collected on Live at the It Club — Complete. If you’re new to Monk, or to jazz itself, this set is a wonderful place to start.
Between them, these collections contain plenty of tricks and even more treats: over four hours of musical perfection recorded on the same Halloween weekend, a continent apart.
So tell me, what are you doing this Halloween?






